Madam I'm Adam

Madam I'm Adam

'Madam I'm Adam' said Adam Ant

I'm adamant madam that we make time

For things that would be most pleasant 

To reach the heights of the sublime 

Stopping just short of being deviant'

'Sir you are an ant and I am a seal

While your kind offer is gallant 

The biology is unfortunately unreal

Wait would our progeny be a sealant?

While I'm flattered sorry but no deal

You can understand why I'm reluctant

My faultless logic makes me sad

But the science of it is really relevant

Because your offer is the best I've had

It leaves my heart feeling vacant'

Adam sighed as deep as an ant can

'To show you that I'm not a peasant 

I'd like to propose to you this plan 

Let's go dancing share a pheasant

Sip champagne and a seafood flan'

After an evening so resplendant 

Sally Seal slapped flippers in delight

The force knocked Adam Ant dormant

She slapped her tail barked in  fright

And began to chant 'I recant I recant'

He stirred having only stunned himself
'I'll buy you a farm and make you tenant'
So he lives with his family on the shelf
To protect them Sally is militant
And they bring magic like her own elf

She found her own beau and confidante
Sally Seal and Sealy Dan live at the zoo
In an environment so resplendant
Adam Ant and Amanda Ant live there too
They all sit letting the sunset enchant