The Ancient Art of Inuendo
'You will taste my blade, sir.' Said the knight
It is long and hard and strong
Many a good man has gone down upon its point
As a first class bandit I am a master swordsman
In the Orient I learned many ways to grip it and swing it and thrust and parry
Unless you perform an act of fealty upon your knees I will destroy you
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